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PostSubject: FUNNY JOKESSS......   FUNNY JOKESSS...... Icon_minitimeMon Dec 28, 2009 7:57 am

GOD WILL SAVE ME............

There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.

The old man was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, "You can't stay here you have to come with us."

The old man replied, "No, God will save me." So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told the old man he had to come with them.

The old man again replied, "God will save me." So the boat left him again.

An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached the old man, and tried to get him to come with them.

Again the old man refused to leave stating that, "God will save him." So the boat left him again.

Soon after, the man drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "You dummy! I tried. I sent three boats after you..............
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY JOKESSS......   FUNNY JOKESSS...... Icon_minitimeMon Sep 27, 2010 3:59 pm

naligaw ata c funny jokes d2..kala ko intro ni funny jokes..wh tol yholz ka..wag sana tau tamaan ng kidlat jan sa joke na yan..
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY JOKESSS......   FUNNY JOKESSS...... Icon_minitimeThu Oct 07, 2010 5:35 am

hahaha, madali lang umiwas jan, tol jade, magtago para nd tamaan ng kidlat lol!
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY JOKESSS......   FUNNY JOKESSS...... Icon_minitimeFri Oct 08, 2010 10:33 am

lol! tol megz akala ko kasi neo eh..
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